Three things I have found at every post office station I’ve worked at:

1.) A route with a CDWHFH (Chihuahua Dog With Hate Filled Heart).
2.) That one customer whose PASSION in life is defending the grass in their yard from the peripatetic plodding of postal workers.
3.) THIS black suitcase, which I swear I have seen at every station I’ve worked at. I’ve begun to believe it is following me.